Pandemonium
- dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
- dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
- dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
- dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 60 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
- dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two
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MAKE IT THE MOST REBLOGGED THING IN THIS FANDOM THIS IS A DARE
DON´T YOU DARE BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE FUCKING GONNA DO IT
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